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ElCanut@jlai.lu to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Then I saw little Tiffany. I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She’s about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I’d say she’s up to something

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      …or maybe I owe her an apology.

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    They missed several in her stomach. From here, that fetus looked armed.

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    Great job denying the kill, it’ll be harder for the bad guy to level up now

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    “Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify the morgue”.

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      Your move, creep.

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    “Shoot the hostage.”

    -Speed

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    Cause of death: excited delirium.

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    Was the shooter a PETA member?

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    Imagine you hit him in the neck but barely missed the green zone and as he dies you realize you get no points at all.

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      Yeah I bet the more points you get the better of an MRE you can get delivered via Amazon drone.

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    They were just protecting a fellow Good Guy with a Gun, by using their gun.

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    Call an ambulance.

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    IDF Target: “We don’t negotiate with terrorists”.

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