plagues, great floods and, pandemics
What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?
That’s like pronouncing “GIF” as “YIFF”
Yeah - it’s satan
yEAH ;:+ i’ts Satan,
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But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.
Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.
A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that’s spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!
Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic
Very enlightening, thank you!
Plague is not just referring to pestilence.
It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.
Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.
Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven’t been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.
I’m jealous of how much you’ve to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.
I’ll look into that. What about the orgies though?
The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.
Look for the pineapples
make more extremely queer friends and you’ll find some of them haha
If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you’re not getting the invites…it may not be the orgies that have stopped…
Cmon, what’s the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?
Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I’m complete
And my cock you will suckWait, wait, wait
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks offFuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What’s the catch?Dave was so good in that.
Also knowledge and free will.
you forgot open source
I thought open source is communist not satanist?
Saw an awareness post about it just the other week
and who’s the guy at the back?
This is just how communists look.
They have long nails and red skin because they lack access to capitalist wonders such as nail clippers and sunscreen
ah yes the fine line between being the satan and not enough selfcare
Linux is full of daemons…
And secret words that grant you great power!
Ah wait, Windows adopted sudo as well.
Lucifer is based. Also a pretty good detective.
Lucy is a girl’s name! Hahaha, you have a girl’s name!
Satan seems like a nice guy. Unfortunately, being associated with god is his only downside 😞
How come all the best books are evil? And the best games?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc - SATAN’S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
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