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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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    1. I am not made out of silly putty.
    2. I am not female.
    3. I cannot code.
    4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
    5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
    6. I don’t want to.
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      Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.

      • ÚwÙ-Passwort@lemmy.world
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        With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

    • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      I am not female.

      You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

      • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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        I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

    • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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      1. My back
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  • rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Back-end developper ?

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    my neck. my back. my…

    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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      … full development stack?

  • 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍@lemmy.ml
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    I’d say visibility is kinda poor

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

    • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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      field of vision

    • frezik@midwest.social
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      Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.

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        Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.

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    Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Use some duct tape

    • ÚwÙ-Passwort@lemmy.world
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      Bigger Plug?

      • Dasnap@lemmy.world
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        Or tighter anus.

        • Neil@lemmy.ml
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          You can never go back.

  • Jay@lemmy.ca
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    If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world
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    Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

  • spez@sh.itjust.works
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    An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

  • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
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    That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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    About 200 pounds.

  • amio@kbin.social
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    Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.

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    I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.

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      Sounds like a skill issue to me

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      Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

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    deleted by creator

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    What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

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      Insanity

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        You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

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