oh no i understand this one 💀

i mean people in my country regularly go insane and go on shooting sprees…

i find it especially grating that the people who parrot things like “give a man a fish / teach a man to fish” are the same people who will sell off company land and buildings to a landlord who then charges them rent for it, because “wAOW LOOK HOW MANY MONEYS WE MADE IN THE QUARTER WHERE WE SOLD ALL OUR SHIT!”

topologically it’s a donut

“three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists

me who just had to cash out my tiny retirement fund to survive but is not gen Z:

amputee boomer with good hygiene

this disgruntled me as a biochem grad and we think the periodic table is

H C N O P S Na Mg Cl K Ca Mn Fe Co Cu Zn Se Mo I F

the thickness of lead that would have been required would have prevented him from fucking around with the screwdriver in the first place because he wouldn’t have been able to reach the thing lol

mr owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of the demon core??

i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol

my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:

(this is why I’m single isn’t it)

a lead suit would have done fuckall in that situation

the amount of lead you can feasibly wear on your body can protect you from, say, dental X-rays, but not from research FAFO-grade gamma radiation

you need several inches of lead and/or tungsten for that kind of shielding. you might also need several feet of concrete if neutron radiation is involved

If you want to no longer want to know how anything works, do biochemistry

“wow that script was really easy to debug because it had informative error messages”

This would have been a handy technique if in addition to forgetting to cool the loop I also noticed that I had forgot to cool the loop lol

no it’s for the ones who finally get their degree but then struggle to find a job in their field

not for lack of jobs. just that they struggle to get jobs at all

i wouldn’t know anything about this

raise your hand if you ever wrecked a plate by forgetting to cool the loop

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