Loads of classics in this thread, worth bookmarking to revisit later. Let me add one of my own that I haven’t seen mentioned:
Babe: Pig in the City (1998) - The first movie I saw in the theater by myself, because nobody could be arsed to come along. In the end I was glad, because I cried so much.
My home (gaming) pc is going back to linux for sure., on the very day they drop support for 10.
This seemed impossible so I went to verify it and got gaslit by a fucking machine. I hate this tech so much. 
Modern squarish (16:18) monitors do exist, a friend has one and swears by it. For example, this one isn’t even that expensive given the size, resolution and that it’s bundled with what looks like an excellent monitor arm.
Personally I’m more in the “two windows side by side on a big ass 16:9” camp.
Naw. I’m this fucking old:
He’s literally on the board of a union and everything I’ve seen him say is very pro union, I think you may be taking something out of context.
I’m curious, what’s the issue you have with him? I’ve only seen him vocal about the writer strikes lately and his message was fine.
DVI – sure, but if you think 1080p over VGI looks perfect you should probably get your eyes checked.
Same, little guy. Same.
I’m told that if you mix in some bleach, it’ll “do a tremendous number” on the pathogens.
The US Civil War eclipsed both in the number of casualties.
Dude, what?
Just order your maid to dust it twice daily with a feather duster, duh
Left: useless because it’s ugly as hell and won’t fit in anywhere. Right: useless because it falls apart if you sneeze at it.
When an interviewer asked Maurice Sendak (of Where the Wild Things Are fame) about Dahl, his response was memorable: “The cruelty in his books is off-putting. Scary guy. I know he’s very popular but what’s nice about this guy? He’s dead, that’s what’s nice about him.”
The shitpost is correct. Bony fish, or the superclass Osteichtyes, absolutely is a scientific classification, and by the way modern cladistics work, every single thing descended from them, which includes all terrestrial mammals, reptiles etc. are also bony fish.
In other words, if the common ancestor of tuna and squirrels and whales is a bony fish, they are all bony fish. The squirrel and whale cannot be demoted from their bony fish status.
You can already play it comfortably in 60 fps, but not on Nintendo hardware.
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.
I haven’t read Ministry, but I’m not sure I’d call KSR a utopian. Aurora was some pretty bleak shit. (Great book though)
https://www.tumblr.com/world-heritage-posts/654918860179406848/slangwang-bransonreese-crystallotusfr