“For Turing,” Aragorn uttered, a cock in each fist.

Then he banged his best friend’s sister.

“the cycle of trauma will continue”

*teach him to grow from failure

So add lime juice to the cockroach cubes?

“just crankin the ol radio” as they say

All chock full of opinions, deeply bereft of facts

Bits of Mouth, name of my new band.

Diabeetus trolley

That’s a helluva grudge

*roasted turkey leg

Would Jesus’ bookmark be shaped like a cross (morbid) or a fish (practical)?

I get the feeling this Jesus fellow would very much be against the idea of for-profit healthcare.

“Show us your MYSPACE page!”

The scythe returns…

Well yeah, Boomers are still everywhere and most haven’t formed a new opinion since 1997.