“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.”
-Anthony Bourdain
Proposal to suspend rule 6 just this once.
Seconded!
Third!
Edit: Oops. Rule 6 no celebrating death.
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“All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
-Clarence Darrow
If you’re wondering whether this is good or bad news consider the following
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/henry-kissinger-war-criminal-dead-1234804748/
Reminder of rule 6: No celebrating death.
I would never celebrate someone’s personal tragedy. But I do observe that some foul souls are so malignant that a room feels brighter and more cheerful when they walk out. And when I wake on the morrow, if it should seem the sun shines more brightly than it did yesterday, I will indeed celebrate the change in the weather.
Beautiful!
Can we celebrate the lives that persist inspite of his efforts?
Rip my annual tradition of realizing he’s still alive and visibly blanching.
Nice.
Rule 6, folks! This is a rule 6 alert. Rule 6 in full effect, proceed at your own rule6iest 🎉 💀 🎉
Oh shit really?
I hope his afterlife (yeah I know) is exactly what he deserves based on his actions in his physical life.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
He served as America’s top diplomat and national security adviser during the Nixon and Ford administrations.
In a statement, Kissinger Associates, a political consulting firm he founded, said the German-born former diplomat died at his home in Connecticut.
During his decades long career, Mr Kissinger played a key, and sometimes controversial, role in US foreign and security policy.
After earning bachelor’s, master’s, and PhD degrees, he taught international relations at Harvard.
In 1969, then-President Richard Nixon appointed him National Security Adviser, a position which gave him enormous influence over US foreign policy in two administrations.
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