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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Death

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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • shartworx@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    he littorally died

    • Tvkan@feddit.de
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      Are you shore?

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Best pun I’ve heard in months at least. I love this

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    You young whippersnappers ppl don’t remember the 90s. Back then you instantly died when touching water.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Can confirm, I died like twice in the 90s. In the 00s it was only a concussion, in the 10s it was a headache, and nowadays? Well apparently you can even drink it.

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    This kills the hominin.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    Dihydrogen monoxide is not to be messed with. Even a tiny amount can prove fatal.

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    Sounds pretty much like how my life will turn out.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Lucky bastard.

      I could never afford to die waterfront.

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        I’ve got a trust fund. My father invested heavily in knapped flint hand axes and scrapers.

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    It do be like that

  • Nailbar@sopuli.xyz
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    The mud was foreshadowing

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    It was aliens!

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