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Gollum@feddit.de to Star Wars Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

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What if Vader from Star Wars is actually Anakin?

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  • aeon@kbin.social
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    Actually, Yoda is Vader. The helmet is the cockpit to control the rest of the body.

    • nomecks@lemmy.world
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      Yes

      Yes

      Yes

      Yes

      Yes

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    That’s impossible, we know Anakin is Luke’s dad and Obi-Wan told Luke that Vader killed him.

    • Rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net
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      Luke, I fucked your mom

  • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world
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    Such a stupid fan theory. It will never hold up to scrutiny.

    • Masamune@lemmy.world
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      Seriously, I mean what’s next. The Chancellor is secrectly an evil mastermind villain? Totally unbelievable.

      • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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        Some even believe that old Ben was a Jedi knight

        • Masamune@lemmy.world
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          No…no, that’s not true. That’s impossible!

        • Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social
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          You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he’s a Jedi.

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    We’ll find out in 1980.

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    Big if true but I doubt it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m down for wild speculations and fan theories but we shouldn’t ignore canon

    • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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      There is only one, true Vader… They don’t even look anything alike!

      • root_beer@midwest.social
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        Didn’t that guy just get voted in as Argentina’s president?

        • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Seems perfectly fine and reasonable to me…

      • Selmafudd@lemmy.world
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        That looks nothing like the guy from Lion King

      • anguo@lemmy.ca
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        This one does weirdly look like Kylo Ren though.

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    So are we supposed to believe that Darth Vader has prosthetic limbs? Get out of here!

  • LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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    Inconceivable

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    Then Anakin would be breaking my hEaRt… Then I would fall dead and give birth to two twins who would become very close in the future.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      What are you doing step-jedi?

    • dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works
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      Too close.

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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        Too close

        • JoShmoe@programming.dev
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          Too clos

  • oo1@kbin.social
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    no way, are you saying that darth vader might be

    SPOILER

    luke skywalkers father?

    • hansl@lemmy.world
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      That doesn’t even make sense. How old would be Darth Vader? And he just jump around like that fighting with a light saber?

      And Anakin doesn’t have the same voice at all. There’s just too many plot holes. It doesn’t work.

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        Darth Vader was obviously a very heavy smoker in his younger days, probably 40-a-day at least.
        Never seen anakin with a cigarette.

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      That would mean Obi-Wan lied. Not only that, but he apparently didn’t bother looking for Luke on his birth planet. This whole theory is a mess and I hope it’s not true.

      (Dropping the act, I really do think it was a mistake for Lucas to pull this trigger. Made for a great moment in movie history, but sets up a whole lot of problems in the larger plot.)

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    No, James Earl Jones voices Vader and Anakin isn’t black so this theory doesn’t even pass the smell test.

    • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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      Just confirmed: Anakin history’s first blackface

      • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/B0XGuTCALQ0?t=40

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    I dunno seems like a reach to me.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    This is a great Easter Egg we all missed from Star Wars.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    Big if true.

  • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • arymandias@feddit.de
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    How long it was after the little lava accident vs how long it was before.

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