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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

If this picture of a post makes it to the front page I will shit on it

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If this picture of a post makes it to the front page I will shit on it

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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I’m sorting by new so you’re technically on the front page for me…

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    At least you’ll be able to shit on it. That other guy hasn’t pooped in over 3 days.

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    Better yet… have that guy who hasn’t pooped in 3 days shit on it when he’s back. That’ll really be a winner.

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      I honestly wonder if that’s the first instance of lemmy lore

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        I just want our first Lemmy AMA to be that person. I’d mod for that community so hard.

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          **Ask them anything apart from why they aren’t pooping for 3 days

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            That would be amazing. Ask non- poop relayed questions

    • Rexios@lemm.ee
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      Does anyone have a link to that post about they guy who didn’t poop for 3 days?

      • Bushwhack@lemmy.world
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        https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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    On my front page, it’s showtime!

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    INFO What are you going to shit on? The actual post in the picture? A print of the picture? Your phone?

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      deleted by creator

  • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I just came here from my front-page. When is this going down?

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    Everything is on the front page if you scroll far enough

  • PM_ME_STEAM_KEYS@lemmy.world
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    You better have a nice hearty dinner right before.

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I’ll be having beef bourgingon with egg noodles

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    On my front page. Time to pay up.

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    You’re currently #2 on hot so…. Have fun

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      +1

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    Screenshot of Lemmy's all feed, with the featured post

    It seems it has already made it to All (TopDay).

  • Nora@sh.itjust.works
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    Find that specific post and shit on it, or print out the image and shit on it?

  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    top tier shitpost here

    • Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world
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      Shit on post

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    Well, I found this on All with Top Today sorting. So I am asking where is the poo?!

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      He’s right! We demand poo proof!

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    Are you shitting on the picture or the post itself? How do you plan to get up there? If you’re standing on it, how can you be sure it will land on the post and on the ground?

    So many questions.

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