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Chinook [Ohio]@midwest.social to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Please no

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Please no

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Chinook [Ohio]@midwest.social to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Itsturningred@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    That looks good! This ain’t no crime!

    • Chinook [Ohio]@midwest.socialOP
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      I had this thought as well. However, I checked the local ordinances and this is in fact a misdemeanor.

      • Itsturningred@lemmy.world
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        It definitely has Amerifat vibes. Still would eat

        • Chinook [Ohio]@midwest.socialOP
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          Me too.

    • Itzz Me@midwest.socialM
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      As a pickle non-enjoyer, this is in fact a crime

  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.world
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    In Jacksonville, possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony

  • Beefalo@midwest.social
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    We’re all just sodium, really, you just have to drink plenty of water

  • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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    That’s a yes from me, dawg

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    State fair season says very yes.

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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