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  • incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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    Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

    • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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      Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

      You like pineapple on pizza.

      You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

      You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

      • incompetentboob@lemmy.world
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        Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

          • saltesc@lemmy.world
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            I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

        • Tyfud
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          That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

        Also. What duck?

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      Fuck coleslaw.

      Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

      • JoYo@lemmy.ml
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        you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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        Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.

    • Sombyr
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      https://youtu.be/K3x8Tm7urfk?si=-_GUHpbEJN0BPash

      • Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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        That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

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  • dewritoninja@pawb.social
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    I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

    • Darkenfolk@dormi.zone
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      “Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live”, ~some holy book

      • imgprojts@lemmy.ml
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        The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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      The overly sweet crap at most restaurants can go straight in the trash.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Miss mebwith that KFC slop but homemade is the GOAT.

  • SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world
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    Make better coleslaw maybe?

    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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      Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

      • AA5B@lemmy.world
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        Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!

        I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….

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        deleted by creator

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

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    deleted by creator

    • Delphia@lemm.ee
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      Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

      Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

      Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

      Elevate your cullinary game folks.

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        deleted by creator

  • °˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
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    Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

      • Blackout@kbin.social
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        He probably does it while eating slaw

        • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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          Like a boss

  • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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    coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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    • BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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      If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

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        @BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

        A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: “Chateo de Sauce, 1985” and pours a little into the customer’s glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says “Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant.”
        “I already said it, and this was just the ketchup.”

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.works
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    Shut your whore mouth!

  • Dettweiler@lemmyonline.com
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    The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
    Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
    Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

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    Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic

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      My pH is ~7.4

    • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZUmp_McTpY

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw’ said no one ever.

    • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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      Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

      Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I’ll take your portions.

      • NightAuthor@artemis.camp
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        Church’s chicken makes the coleslaw of my people

    • dmention7@lemm.ee
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      ‘fuck, I fucking love coleslaw Track_Shovel’ said no one ever.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        Accurate

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      Dude, you gotta come south! Even the bad slaw here is edible, unless it’s made by damn yankees that moved here.

      Like, maybe you wouldn’t like it, but slaw varies so much by recipe and by ingredients quality that it never surprises me that someone hates it until they try a different version, but still hates the original version they thought of as slaw.

      Like, even KFC slaw, which is mid tier at best, I can just skip the damn chicken and have that. And that ain’t good slaw.

      Like, damn. You get some nice, peppery cabbage, shred it fine and do more than add mayo, and you’ll be at edible for sure. Maybe not something you get seconds of, but it’s okay enough.

      I fucking love some fucking slaw. Cole slaw is pretty much my favorite slaw, but there’s vinegar slaws too, and even yogurt slaws. And damn, you get some bbq slaw, all vinegary and with plenty of red pepper in it, there isn’t anything better on pit smoked bbq. Like, damn! Whether it’s on the bun with it, or as a side with a bbq plate, it cuts through the fats as a palate cleanser, and still manages to be worth eating on its own.

      And some yogurt slaw? Fuck me running! It’s more like a fruit salad with a lot of cabbage added tbh, but it works. Carrots, raisins, and finely sliced apples, some salt and pepper. You’ll slap yo mama.

      Oh! And you get some fucking prime-ass cole slaw, you grab a biscuit, you slap some fried chicken on that motherfucker and top it with slaw. Gods damn, boys, that’s the fucking lunch if champions right there!

      I am fucking enthusiast about slaw.

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      I made this a while back for a BBQ and everyone loved it, it was gone in no time.

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      Not true! But that’s not proper slaw.

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    You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

  • STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world
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    huh? coleslaw is amazing

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    I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

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      You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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      I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

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    As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

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    This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!

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