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Stamets@startrek.website to Holup@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

That took a turn

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That took a turn

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Stamets@startrek.website to Holup@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    The internet was a mistake.

  • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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    Back when I smoked I flicked my cigarette, rolled up the window so my friends and I could smoke a blunt, and I’m stoned like 5 minutes later, smelling something weird. I look down and I’m on fire. True story.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      That’s not great, but at least your grandma wasn’t fingering herself on the back seat.

  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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    There are no new stories.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandpa fingering himself on the back seat?

      This one is new, pretty sure

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        Sadly, it’s not. :(

      • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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        Happened last week over here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ll take a self-pleasuring granny over littering mfks any day.

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