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Random Týpek@lemmy.world to Crappy Design@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

guess I'll die

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guess I'll die

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Random Týpek@lemmy.world to Crappy Design@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ProfessorChaos@sh.itjust.works
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    Hello, is this 999?

    No, this is 3.

  • _n9@lemmy.ml
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    It uses addition to dial. just press button three 333 times and you’ll be fine!

    • levochemist@sh.itjust.works
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      Just make the 2 an exponent, in order to be saved you need to do basic math.

      • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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        A phone but it only dials via math equations

  • mershed_perderders@sh.itjust.works
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    please do not have an emergency at this location

  • carrot@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry to be a party pooper but it might be on the inside of the phone

    • seriousslayerguy@sh.itjust.works
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      Alright fellas, we got a wise guy here I see.

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      It isn’t lol these are dedicated phones that go to specific numbers. The 1, 2 and 3 are not dialtone numbers, they’re preprogrammed full numbers.

  • TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works
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    112 will work as well afaik, it’s a UK phone.

  • xeronine@lemmy.biz
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    It’s easy, simple press 3 nine times!

  • CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works
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    112 should redirect to the other emergency numbers as well.

  • IntrovertedEO@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel like something could be missing from this phone…hmmmm.

  • iwasthefirsttoarrive@sh.itjust.works
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    hello operator?

  • damnYouSun@sh.itjust.works
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    Order number 31, to your collection point please.

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    Sooo, 9-3s?

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