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The best Valentines poem ever written

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The best Valentines poem ever written

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      I think becoming awash with the blood of my enemies after I thwart their attempt dominate me would be liberating, personally.

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          In this instance it’s either be raped and get HIV, or cut the dudes dick off and get HIV.

          Tangentially related: how do you think STDs work, my friend?

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              The only person taking the joke too seriously is the one who brought HIV into it.

              That wasn’t me.

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                • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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                  Oh fuck, the starfish dicked rapist. Now that’s a fucking supervillain.

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      Pretty sure there was a scene similar to this in the film “don’t spit on my grave” when a girl cuts off some dudes schlong in a tub.

      This film also was about a rape victims revenge on her assailants. I also was far too young when I first saw that movie on VHS when my mom wasn’t home.

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        There is a whole movie about it, an absolute classic called Teeth

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          Her name was all over the last night shows at the time. He was fine, went on to do porn.

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    https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/

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    Dentata!!

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      You just reminded me of that frightening movie!

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      http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

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    At least you won’t pee your pants when you laugh

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    I just want to loan out the dick. I’m gonna need that back when you’re done with it.

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