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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

American theology 101 or something

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American theology 101 or something

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ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Pretty sure Jesus literally died to give everyone redemption or something and also said some stuff about rich people going straight into a ditch

  • Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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    u.s. christianity be like “imagine you’re in a domestically abusive relationship with the almighty, that would be so hot” but somehow we’re the deviants

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      Like I want to believe god is real and he is horrified at what American Christianity has portrayed him as: a petty, hyper-violent magical warlord who creates entities just to supernaturally threaten them with eternal torture.

    • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Isn’t that just Christianity in general?

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Jesus flipping tables because he lost at Magic: The Gathering

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Genuine demonic heresy in the big 2000s, oof mccrucified

    But seriously capitalist cults like this have to be destroyed root and stem, this shit is monstrous

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Pope needs to declare Holy War on this shit.

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    This is why he sold the fish and bread. “If you can’t afford to eat then die.” - Peter 69:420

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      Ah yes, the Thiel Testimony

  • ComRed2 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Conservatives just invent their own reality if actual reality doesn’t agree with them.

    • Tiocfaidhcaisarla [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      “You commies don’t live in reality! You can’t just give to the poor, care for the sick, and love one another! That’s unchristian, and worse, unamerican!”

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m not saying they were good for much, but I feel like a grand inquisitor from medieval times would have good instincts when it comes to the proper response to this claim that Jesus was the ultimate usurer.

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      The more i read history, the more i understand that when the proto-protestant burghers complain about the evil arbitrariness and unjustness of Catholicism and the inquisition, they usual mean stuff like “i svammed some poor guy out of what little wealth he had and they said its unchristian and took my money and gave him it back even tho i didnt break a single law…”

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    Cursed are the meek, for their parents couldn’t afford a personal SAT test prep counselor.

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    lol, Amerikkkans are recreating Gnosticism, but adding “and that’s a good thing!” after everything:

    The god in the bible is actually a genocidal demiurge who will torment you for eternity if you don’t submit to him…and that’s a good thing!

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    what was the whole fish and bread wonder about then

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Clearly he’s been reading the Gospel of Supply Side Jesus

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    Dig up Martin Luther so he can read this and weep

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    “Our god sucks by any objective metric, but because a book I have not read and which denies all my claims says he is the only god, you must worship him or burn forever in the worst place imaginable”

    “Oh? Okay. No thanks.”

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    christianity is so wildly not compelling.

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    Modern heretics arent what they used to be

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