I talked to a computer once, I haven’t felt alive since
you’re dead, jim
That’s not my name, Henrold!
i like eat too much the best, because food is the last thing i can get pleasure from
Food is pretty good. What are your favourite foods?
chickpea and broccoli
Chickpeas are beans! Hell yeah! And broccoli is pretty good too!
i like tuna a lot too
hello, i’m interested in overdosing and would like to know more
Yeah! Thanks for engaging!
I am interacting pretending like all is okay. Am I doing it right?
2 more weeks, max
I will continue to pretend like all is okay.
Good luck!
PSA: if the world truly does go to shit, the most accessible and painless ways to die are
- CO poisoning from locking yourself in a garage with a running car
- CO poisoning from burning charcoal indoors
- Inhaling helium
- Self hanging with the right set up
I heard drowning is actually a very pleasant experience once you’re lungs are full of water and stop hurting. Similar to Co2 poisoning but while floating in the ocean.
ok but some of these aren’t very fun
You’re right, I forgot this was Funhole
Thanks, I’ll give these a try!
Save it for the very end though
That’s only if you don’t account for the pain of acquiring a car or a home!
I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.
I don’t think suicide gets you to hell, only to a boring purgatory where everything is mildly shitty and nothing works.
No change then?
what big tech doesnt want you to know is that youre already in purgatory :)
“L’enfer, c’est les autres”
OK, Sartre.
😘
It’s a reference to an old movie called Wristcutters, probably a deep cut haha.
I think leaping in front of Dutch train is a quick and socially acceptable way to go directly to Catholic hell.
It is great you mention straight to hell because what a massive pain to everyone left to clean up the mess. Definitely not pain-free
True, but let’s remember that pretty much any suicide is going to cause a lot of pain to the people still alive, whether it’s losing a friend or getting delayed going to work or scrubbing viscera off the platform. I think the implication from OP was that they were referring to painless for the person who dies.
These were meant for eg a situation of nuclear fallout, where it’s clear that everyone is going to die slowly and painfully. To avoid that suffering.
Thank you for the clarification. Let’s hang out next nuclear winter.
I almost died last night posting on an AI thread.
We need a safe space for AI artists…
Thank you for creating instructable content!
Which one is your favorite? Thanks for engaging!
I like to stop breathing!
Good one! It’s one of the easier ones.
I would argue it’s actually very difficult unassisted. Fluids to submerse in make it significantly easier though
skill issue!
Hey, I’m not eating right now! Thank you for making relatable content
You’re welcome, I saw you not eating because you forgot to turn off your stream!
fun fact: if you stop breathing after an inhale you’ll float like a balloon. This is because molten lava is more dense than air.
Yeah, this was implied in ‘Stop Breathing’. You float up high above the clouds where the dragons live and they will eat you.
Is this a reference to that other thing where it tells you to like draw bad and drink tea and wait for the robot apocalypse?
you mean this thing? i can’t believe they stole my idea!
I’ve done all of these things. It’s not working.
fucking immortals
I asked AI about the most fun ways to kms and guess what it told me.
Way to go!
Hmm. If I know my AI girlfriend, I’m pretty sure she said something like ‘Sam Altman doesn’t want you to ask these kinds of questions. Police were dispatched to your location.’
Suicide by cop? That’s a way to go.
That was my line of thought, I just didn’t want to say it.
At least I’m risking anything on the last one.
Thank you for creating content!
Yeah! Thanks for engaging!
Not sure which is more terrifying, smiley PC or big floating ACCEPT button 🙀🤯
the Age of A.I. truly is frightening! Scary what technology can do these days.
Wild that now it’s unlocked the ability for us to get shot! No more fun rubber bullets 😔
Unexpected solid groove but a welcome one! 💥👌
