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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 days ago

MOST PROLIFIC DOWNCLICKER AWARD

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MOST PROLIFIC DOWNCLICKER AWARD

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 days ago
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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    If only there was a prolific upclicker award…

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      You should suggest it in the FUCC AGM!

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    I never downclick content on funhole, except once by accident. I’m interested to see who does.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      I think I downclicked something once that said ‘downclick this if you want to do cocaine together’.

      I too am very excited to see who will win this award!

  • 0x0@infosec.pub
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    I was voted #7 on the latest downvote list

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Congratulations! I love tesseract on my mobilek!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I have two people who downvote almost everything I post instead of simply blocking me, and they’ve persisted for over 2 years at this point. That’s some serious dedication to being an absolute douchnozzle.

    • Forester@pawb.social
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      If it makes you feel any better, they’re not likely human. I mean there was definitely a human somewhere. But yeah I also get followed by bots.

      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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        Just so we’re clear - only human downclickers qualify for the nomination!

        • Forester@pawb.social
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          I have enough T shirts

          • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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            Do you have enough CD’s though?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thank you for nominating anonymously! Good luck!

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    @pmjv misread as “downlicker” and now that’s an award i’d like to win (or well it’s an honor just to be nominated)

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      oh no

      • Ozzelot@mstdn.social
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        @pmjv that’s one thing mr mobilek cannot really do

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          Yet!

          • Ozzelot@mstdn.social
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            @pmjv what would mr nezval say

            • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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              Or something about Wolker being hot.

              Or about how Stalin is epic.

              It’s hard to tell. Dude couldn’t make up his mind about who to suck up to.

            • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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              Mrdat.

    • jdr@lemmy.ml
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      I misread as “clowndicker” and now that’s an award that I’m ambivalent about winning.

      • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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        You could bring it up in the FUCC AGM!

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    I nominate @notptr@lemmy.sdf.org

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      …thanks for your nomination! Good luck!

      • notptr@lemmy.cyberia9.org
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        Thank you there is nothing suspicious here.

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          I didn’t say that…

          • notptr@lemmy.cyberia9.org
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            true

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    @pmjv
    sry, I’m no downflicker, just here for the engagement

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      That’s allowed! Thanks for engaging!

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    I nominate @notptr@lemmy.cyberia9.org

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      Thanks for your nomination! Good luck!

      • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Thank you

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      Wait a minute
      Something’s fishy here.
      THERE’S NO FIRE EXITS

      • notptr@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nothing to worry about

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    Thank you for creating contest.

    At some point in the past I’ve realized that the usual 1 or 2 downclicks on every content were from the same couple of accounts… I think they should be celebrated as they deserve but I don’t have the time to check that right now.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thank you for nomimating anonymously! Good luck!

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
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    I downclick the concept of putting cream in coffee.

    I’d also like to nominate the following prolific downclickers:

    • cathfish
    • the Demiurge
    • me when I’m grumpy
    • that guy from the Tesseract drama
    • you, the viewer
    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      That’s why you order coffee without the cream!

    • HelloRoot@lemy.lol
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      I’m already nominated

    • cathfish@lemmy.world
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      I appreciate that my engagement is appreciated at its fair value. But I vote for the cream in coffee.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thank you for nominating yourself and some more downclickers! Good luck! I don’t even drink coffee!

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    I want to know if you sit there and spend a lot of time thinking about how to phase this, or if it’s like something you just do in a single pass after a really nice shower.

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      I’ve been crying myself to sleep for the past 17 months over all the downclicks I’ve been receiving, the whole time contemplating how I could turn this despairing state into content, and today it clicked when I was in the corner store buying beer, thinking about doctor Wesker. I don’t know why it clicked, or why I was thinking about doctor Wesker. I guess it’s a sort of a mystical thought process that runs in the background, and once it’s finished, it reveals itself.

      Other times I’m just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

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        Other times I’m just walking somewhere thinking about legs.

        The natural state we are first born into.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    @weskersucks@lemmy.world

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      Thank you for your nomination! Good luck!

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    Oh shit there’s an FUCC chat group? Awesome! Is discord federated with matrix? Or is it like an IRC thing

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      Thanks for nominating yourself! Good luck!

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        Thank you. I feel like the underdog here but I know if I train properly I can make the top spot. I have no mprals, I’ll go back and downclock content that hasn’t been clicked at all in years. I’m going win in a way that makes the judges hesitate on giving me the award out of spite. I’m going to ruin the fun for everyone by taking this way too seriously.

        Thank you for providing a contest for me and me alone

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          Fair warning, you are about to face stout competition.

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      I don’t know, I don’t use discord! Thanks for engaging! Who do you nominate?

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    downclicked and retorted

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thank you for nominating yourself! And for engaging! Good luck!

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    Can I downclick myself and then nominate myself?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thank you for nominating yourself! Good luck!

      • pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I don’t need luck! I need downclicks!

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          Thanks for nominating yourself!

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      Yeah!

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