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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 hours ago

*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 hours ago
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    53 minutes ago

    Mao had the right idea about landlords

  • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk
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    This guy isn’t a landlord. Property’s degrade far quicker and worse when left unoccupied for long periods of time. Leaks go unreported. Water freezes in the pipe. Air becomes damp and mold takes over. Squatters move in and trash the place.

  • StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml
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    Is this legally enforceable? Or can we just lie?

    • pineapple@lemmy.ml
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      No, they can see with the in wall camera they installed.

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    Yeah, you’re renting, but that doesn’t mean you can just live in it.

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, hi, um… Fuckface McParasite… You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.

  • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world
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    Upvote for landbastard

  • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world
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    Says the man who fixes every problem with white paint.

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What’s next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?

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    So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?

    • SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org
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      Hahaha

  • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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    Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin

  • klep@lemmy.ml
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    Dead Kennedys had a solution

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    Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.

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      Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them “Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?” like a disappointed father.

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    If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.

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    A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      Landlords just don’t want to work anynore

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      Based on every landlord I’ve seen, they’re complaining about not doing their job twice as much

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      In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that’s not true.

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    So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it’s so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.

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