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PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

"Don't shoot me I'll cum :("

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"Don't shoot me I'll cum :("

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PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I’m gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.

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      That was the Gulf War 2* (Desert Storm) old man.

      Edit: Sheesh, 2 decades ago…

      • Philolurker@lemmy.world
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        Gulf War: 1990-1991

        Idiocracy: 2006

        You may be thinking of the sequel, Gulf War II

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          Gulf War 2 electric boogaloo operation Desert Storm.

          • 4am@lemm.ee
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            Gulf War 2 was “Operation Iraqi Freedom”. It sounded even more emotion-inducing than the operation names of the first Gulf war because it was even less justified.

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      Brawndo’s got what plants crave

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    • Yeet bullets

    • No cap

    • Doomer

    • Cursed War

    • KYS

    • Ok, boomer

    • No Rizz

    • I stan Ukraine

    • Fresh meat 2005

    • No respawn XD

    • P2W BS

    Edit:

    • @(handle)

    • 1v1 me IRL

    • Catch these hands

    • FOOL!

    • Ur waifu 🗑️

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      Xx360n0sc0pexX

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    I was expecting, “Find me on OnlyFans💘, @Username” to make the list.

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    Git gud

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      git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'

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      You’re my little pogchamp

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    I’m here for the ham gum.

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    “I fucked your mom last night”

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    420 no scope blaze it

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    I need more bullets!

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    im wanted in 42 countrys for war crimes and crimes against humanity… I gave the POWs weed… “poisoned them”

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