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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

Anon loves marvel movies

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Anon loves marvel movies

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    The after credits thing was neat when the movies were a spectacle. Now they’re releasing like 15 lovelessly turbospeed-produced marvel films per year and I’m watching them on tv. Waiting through the credits is a dead premise.

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    I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it’s something my dad raised me to do… Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

    • coolie4@lemmy.world
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      Do you also clap at the end

      • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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        No

    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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      Yep, same here, unless of course the bladder betrays me…

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      LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

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      Your dad probably just woke up when the lights came up and is trying to get back in the game.

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        My dad’s not a boomer. In fact he is a big cinema guy

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    aftercredits.com

    i usually just look it up to see if a movie has a stinger before getting in the theatre.

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    Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

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      He used those portals to do telesucking

      • justaman123@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        He was suckn everyone, even him self

        • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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          He bum fucked himself using a portal by just moving the portal back and forth across his ween.

          • justaman123@lemmy.world
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            Truly a sorcerer supreme

    • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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      I can tell you there will be a hems worth per batch. Thats a lot.

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    if you hated the movie, i understand leaving as fast as possible. but if you liked the movie? won’t you stay there a little longer, think about the movie, let it think in, spend some time in the mindset of the movie before returning to everyday life?

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      I need to pee when the movie is over. If I want to sit and contemplate the plot, I can do it on the toilet

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        There’s at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. Then you can be comfortable even if the movie runs long. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there’s less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

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          Surely the best time to pee is during the credits…

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      Yeth, marthter, let the latht thene’s thinematography really thoak in.

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    Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

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    Real and gay.

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    It always seems to me thst nobody stays for the post cred. They presumably feel they can just watch it on YouTube. Maybe it’s to avoid spoilers? In which case they’re actually smarter than me.

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      I am one to stay for them unless I really gotta pee. Even if there isn’t any extra scenes, it’s just easier to leave last than shuffle slowly out with a huge crowd.

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    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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      awww you must be very normal and sensitive to inappropriate content :^((((((

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        But the Bible says fellatio bad!!!1!!

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