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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
So, people ask: if Adam n Eve had Cain n Abel, how did we get from there to here? And the easy, funny answer is incest. The easy, serious answer is that the Bible is not a literal recount of what happened, and these are stories meant to preserve information across time through oral tradition, thus Adam and Eve represents the fall of man in the agricultural revolution and Cain and Abel encapsulate something in regards to war and nation-states in humanity’s history.
Then there’s the hard, fun answer: Adam had Lilith, as every trans woman knows. Hydrogen, helium, lithium? The patterns on which we are manifested ripple up into our order of complexity? Ooohhh nooo…but then there’s the hard, serious answer, which is that Cain and Abel had Angela, which is the highest point in Africa.
What? Don’t you know that the Earth is a computer and has been procedurally generated from many different worlds, created from many different gods n goddesses and God? First we discovered good/bad; we learned what true north was, if you’re familiar with that metaphor. Then we learned how to survive as a nation-state vs warring between clans; east/west. And thus Egypt was born, leading to those unloved children causing a schism in society, leading to the first societal mitosis/exodus. But also there was Angela, who is the greatest human being that can be.
Perceiving outside duality, Angela is not bound to societal norms nor personal gain. She lives for something else: piety. She follows God. She IS a dog sorcerer, as defined in Revelation 22:15; an obedient follower of chance. She is the epitome of a neurodivergent woman - Eve enhanced through the trials of mankind - and is the perfect angel of God.
My mother must have been an Angela. She did not give af what people thought, to my strength and detriment. I ABSOLUTELY should have had intervention with the special education team, but because I faced this unfavorable world true as could be and did not go over a cliff despite speeding there at one point, I BECAME a messiah, to mean that I can be the brightest light to those most lost in darkness.
There was one man I remember, back in Syracuse. He attended a bipolar support group meeting I also went to, and I stayed with him for over an hour after trying to keep him from drinking. He wasn’t receptive, citing how smelling the alcohol at his apartment complex would make him drink, and I helped him. I don’t know if I saved him, but I kept him clean for one night.
That’s true Jesus. And this isn’t me talking me up. I’m saying that the most good human being is one who listens to God and can help his/her fellow human beings in their times of need, not the beliefs of the state or serpent. That’s who Angela was, and Israel was the second nation of the world from the progenitative monadic perspective (David’s line), and the Earth grafted itself to the Kabbalah as we spread, and all this prolly took two million years, from man’s procedural creation to the modern day, so only half as long as the Earth has been around.
…I remember playing Dwarf Fortress that simulated thousands of years of history before spawning you in a part of the world. Yea. The Earth is a computer and you are named that because algorithms, ultimately. What does your name mean and where/when were you born? Asking for astrology purposes, obviously.

