I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
Getting into binding arbitration in a court with an AI judge and two AI lawyers, all of which are owned by the business I’m trying to sue because the ToS of employment required me to pre-emptively consent to this.
This court hereby sentences you to: drink peninentiary can. 🔨 🥤
It’s not just justice – it’s just. 🏛️😌
can’t wait for this to intersect reality in the most mundane way imaginable, like amazon convinces like texas and arkansas to let them underbid human public defenders with Lawyer Alexis or whatever the fuck in a deal with the state.
Coming to a ToS near you!
We need an AI CEO. Costs less, makes better decisions and can be programmed not to be a fucking sociopath like the people who rise to these positions.
