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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

It's the beanlet or the ballot

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It's the beanlet or the ballot

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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    GOOD badpost biblically-accurate-kitty

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Beanis or the Bullet

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      This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back.

      You take the bullet, the story ends, you wake up in a hospital bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
      You take the beanis, you stay in flavortown, and I show you how deep the stock pot goes.

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    malcolm-checks beanis

  • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    This might be the hardest I have ever laughed at a post on this site

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Thank you, it beans a lot to me

  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    PEAK

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Like, beancolm x is peaking through the curtain? Yeah, it’s in the image

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        nice try I’m not doing a cuck joke about beancolm x, he’s an icon.

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Drat

  • BforBigfoot [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Now draw Beancolm X holding a ballot!

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      Beanlectoralism is a dead end

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    They put your beanis right in a bag, and take it where they want.

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