Man after my own heart
eh, he prolly bought the second lawn chair after he jerked off so hard he broke the first one.
wait he kept the broken one
A true modern-day Diogenes
So, what were the plans for entertaining the co-worker?
Dutch rudder and a nap
Fake: two lawn chairs? In this economy?
Gay: went back to a guy’s apartment where there’s literally nothing else to do (besides each other)
n_n
Lies. Dudes like that don’t own a second chair.
One of the chairs doubles as a table for the chicken sandwiches.
Has got to have a spot to put up your feet
Or put the laptop/cellphone you watch the porn on
What an asket. Wonder what his bank account looks like - is he paying off some kind of debt, or does he have ten thousand dollars saved? Maybe goes to a casino or a prostitute every couple of weeks? So many possibilities.
Could easilly just be paying for porn, smoking, and drinking.
Doesn’t really sound like he’s doing much drinking, if we assume that he (or OOP) isn’t just lying. If he spent it all in bars he probably wouldn’t say that he just jerks off to porn and goes to sleep when he’s not working, and if he was drinking at home it would definitely be visible in such an empty apartment.
Porn and smoking … I guess it’s possible to spend that much money on that.
All things are possible for those who think a cot and two lawn-chairs are plenty after six years … I guess he could also send every spare-penny away to family, but the dudes who do that usually don’t live by themselves.
“Nothing else in his apartment“? No towel, sock or Kleenex?
He swallows each load. Recycling!
What do you think the chicken sandwiches are for?
You mean the napkins.
Right?
Reminds me of a video from /b/ where this prostitute goes “Where is your furniture, where do you fuck?” And then he goes “Everywhere” absurdity ensues, cannot share here due to rules
Even for a hedonist, that’s a sad ass life.
How is that hedonistic?
Ok, maybe it fulfills your life to just jack off once a day, but how do you think this is hedonistic?
He’s not a hedonist, he’s depressed. I know how good porn is, but it’s not healthy to only have one activity and no people in your life.
I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping… Two things can be true, TBF.
When I hear hedonist, the first thing I tend to think of is the actual philosophy by that name. I don’t think Epicurus or Hobbes would have appreciated being lumped in with an ascetic devotee of Onan.
An ascetic devotee of Onan? 😅 You have a way with words, yakko.
Is it not written that Yakko yaks?
Or, perhaps, it’s the most relieving kind of life?
He doesn’t want for anything. Not a goddamn thing. As long as he has plumbing, electricity, and access to the internet (for porn mostly), he is content.
No envy, no expectation, just bliss that you get to exist, and Jack off to an infinite library of nudes.
Is he some sort of hobo philosopher a la Diogenes, sharing his insights? An ascetic monk, deep in meditation whenever he’s not working and wanting for nothing? Idk, it didn’t seem that way to me. I’ll give you that he leads a very ecological life, but it seems to be more the result of poor financial choices. Maybe he’s working this hard to give it all to charity every month, who knows? But I bet that’s not what’s happening (probably gambles or drinks or smokes his money away), and as such this is just a sad and aimless life.
Hah for a while I slept on the floor because I didn’t care enough to get a bed. Furniture is mostly for when you want to impress guests, and so if you never have guests… The one exception is my recliner - it’s the classic kind with a lever on the side to raise the footrest and it is perhaps the most comfortable thing in the world.
One can enjoy beauty just for… Personal enjoyment as well
I don’t think that (for example) my couch and my TV which are never used are adding beauty to my living room. I don’t like sitting on a couch and watching TV, but for some reason I imagined that my friends would. Turns out that they don’t like that either, so we never do it when we hang out (we don’t hang out inside my house in the first place) and that stuff just costs money and takes up space.
If I were buying furniture all over again, I think I would just get a desk, an office chair, a bed (with a little end table), and my recliner. I eat at my desk, so I never use anything else.
That’s a different matter altogether. The difference in your case would be the quality of the desk, chair, bed and so on that you’d buy. Also people decorate their houses and they do it because humans enjoy pretty things.
