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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days ago

Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction

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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction

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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days ago
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Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction
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DEFENDING AMERICA FROM A CHEMICAL WEAPON: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor
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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    Yay! This means America will be cleaning up its fentanyl issue so we don’t get so much smuggled into our country.

    Right?

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    Ok so drone strike the Sackler family

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      Like really what are they gonna do, start invading the Bayer company? They dropping bombs on Walgreens?

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        they going to use it an excuse to invade latin american countries that voted in governments that are unfriend to the united states, eg venezuela and mexico

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      But they’ll just respond with a fentanyl strike! This helps no one!

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        We don’t want the smoking gun to be a fent cloud

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    Words have no meaning anymore.

    This is the post language era.

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    The United states of America are a bad joke.

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    MFs heard “Trump’s Iraq Moment” and thought, “fuck yea, let’s ‘find’ some WMDs”

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    I used to eat WMDs for breakfast 🫨

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    That and some metallic green paints as well as that new gray color that many cars are being painted with these days.

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