I knew a pharmacist who played shooter games with the screen name The Harmacist.
Lmao that is great.
Can you get me one working brain pls
Unfortunately, the Harmacy only carries Long Covid in the Brain Aisle.
Aww heck aww geez
Wtf they’re still out of brain cancer? This is bullshit
Sold out.
They got any of the substance from the substance
You’re looking for the CIA HQ, that’s just down the street.
What if it was the Armacy and it was specifically for arming the proletariat?
I would like a prescription for one (1) AK 103 and several cases of 7.62x39 ammunition please. I have a severe case of labor exploitation.
They got any of them DIY break your spine kits?
Cool, you got any of those homeopathic vaccines? Specifically the ones that don’t do anything.
I can cough into a swimming pool and push you in?
Only if it’s Olympic size. Needs to be mostly water.
Best I can do is mostly piss, sorry.
a fifth of the worst liquor you’ve ever seen
The Harmacy only carries methanol.
fuck it. hand it over
Boneless potato chips and a mango thanks
The Harmacy only has bone-in, sorry.
Fuck. Okay. That makes sense since it is a harmacy and bones hurt to chew
Can i have some otc meds but just under the counter
Can I get a 2L bottle of Baja Blast? I’ve been good and only had 1 of them today.
The Harmacy does carry plenty of soda.
I’ve you’ve ever shopped there, you know how true to life that name really is.
They running any deals on ammo?
Depends what you need it for.
… My guns? Do I have to intend harm?
Ma’am, this is the Harmacy. It’s in the name.
Well then, ammo for harms sake!
Coming right up!
Crutches. My legs may not be broken now, but who knows what the future may hold? Better to have em and not need em
We’ve got those, but we have to break your legs before we give them to you. We also have to break the crutches. Sorry, it’s policy at the Harmacy.
You work there too? I thought you were just going there to pick stuff up
I’m a Harmacy sleeper agent, I’ve successfully tricked everyone in this thread.
Harmas
Holy shit, thank you, that’s amazing.
I was pretty proud of that one. The top of my head is the funniest part
