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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 days ago

DnD of Musts

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DnD of Musts

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    I love how 1E this idea feels.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Guess I’m just playing as Random Villager #12. 😮‍💨

    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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      No. you’re Crewman #6.

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    If I’m a medical student (soon to be physician), am I really just stuck with Wizard? I do a lot of emergency medicine stuff and CPR is straight up necromancy, but I don’t recall necromancer being a class. (it has been a hot minute since I’ve gotten to play D&D)

    Edit: I’m completely braindead outside of medicine these days. Necromancer is a Wizard subclass. Time to go find a fancy hat I suppose.

  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    As a software dev with no college degree, it feels weird to not fit into the wizard category because of a technicality. >.>

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      If you get a corporate job, you can be a code warlock!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Old Party DM: “God damnit, everyone’s just playing wizards. We need to mix it up!”

    New Party DM: “FUCK!”

  • Norah (pup/it/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    Would not eating meat count for Druid? 🤔

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      YMMV.

      Incidentally, as part of the Kingmaker chronicle, my DM actually introduced a race of cannibal elves who explicitly refused to eat vegetation as they considered plants sacred.

  • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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    I can multiclass the shit out of this.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      yeah i hit all of these except two

      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        Stupid DM has eyes in the back of his head and thighs like steel!

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          Also buns of aluminium. It’s a known problem

      • Norah (pup/it/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m so curious which two.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          that would be telling, wouldn’t it

          • Norah (pup/it/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            11 hours ago

            👀👀👀

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    Steal the DMs dice while the guy who wants to be a fighter kicks his ass.

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    I’m going to blackjack my DM with the rules book and take his dice. If I wail on a guitar after (play, not play proficiently), can I start with three classes?

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    Gonna have a lot of warlocks.

    I’m a warlock wizard multi class : /

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    I can literally do all of these:

    Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.

    Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).

    Bard - Piano

    Cleric - Muslim

    Druid - Have ecology degree

    Fighter - Probably

    Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)

    Paladin - Conservation

    Ranger - Nerf or nothing

    Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone

    Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.

    Warlock - Big research university

    Wizard - See druid

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      Hell yes, Abserd-style multiclass incoming.

    • Triasha@lemmy.world
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      One level in every class. Good luck.

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        No you start at level 1 with 1/13 of a level from every class

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    All wizards parties, all the time…

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    I’ll take the Druid class - it’s literally my name

  • Allero@lemmy.today
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    20 hours ago

    I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!

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    If FOSS counts, there’s going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

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