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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/HauntingArtichoke830 on 2025-08-16 00:25:17+00:00.

TIFU by eating a cookie

So I was at a farmers market with my dog and I see a booth selling “healthy cookies”. There is a display case full of cookies and a poster next to the table showing health benefits of the cookies like it being vitamin infused

As im passing by, the woman stops me to ask if I want a sample and I say sure. She hands me a small piece of a cookie and I start eating it. Its a little dry but not horrible for a “healthy” cookie and I continue to chat with the woman and about 2 minutes in she stops the conversation, gets a really concerned look on her face, and goes “did you just eat the cookie?”

I get really confused and replied" yeah, you offered it to me?" She replies, “uhm, I wasn’t offering to to you, I was offering it to your dog”. I look up and across the top of the tent that I neglected to previously look at, it definitely said “_____'s organic dog treats”.

I immediately spat out the cookie and started slowly walking away without another word, and once I was good 20 feet away started full on sprinting back to my car mortified

Tl:dr: ate a free cookie sample at farmers market. Turned out it was a dog treat