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ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

The secret of why my posts are so damn good

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The secret of why my posts are so damn good

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ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • wideopenarms [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Haha fuck it’s real agony-soviet

    • ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      I really wish all the hydrogen deprived comrades would stop hydrogen shaming the hydrogen infused. There needs to be something added to the Code of Conduct.

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        Ideal Gas Bylaw kelly

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    Fuck yeah we’re bringing back polywater

  • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I love hydrogen so much I’m drinking straight H3O

    • ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The cool thing is that the pH for hydronium is 0. The lower the pH, the better.

      Most people on Hexbear are drinking up to a pH of 7?!?!?

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        Now that’s some high quality h3o

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    Solubility 1 mg per 1 kg, stellar bit tbh

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    ButtBidet the next day after spending all night good posting on c/badposting

    Sorry for good posting yesterday. I had too many Hfactors.

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      I can’t help it. All the hydrogen ions in my bloodstream just make my brain synapses go blue belt in factorio.

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    Jesus low pH high pH I swear every health product/trend is just “here’s a thing no one’s selling yet but it’s actually the secret to perfect health”

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      Find that new product… and you can give up on your normal job forever!

      I’m betting on cat pee.

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