“I Said, Hip-Hop, The Hippie, The Hippie, To the Hip, Hip-hop And You Don’t Stop The Rockin’ To the Bang-Bang Boogie, Say Up Jump The Boogie To The Rhythm Of The Boogie, The Beat, it’s time for bed!”

Better: Convince close friends and family to call one of their children Hip Hop, then be the witness at said child’s baptism.

Also be the Hip Hop Pop, which imo is more important.