The Zuckerberg Project presents their most lifelike prototype yet.
The guy who sold you overpriced Molly keeps watching you, waiting for it to kick in before he tries to start dancing with you.
41 year-old man attempts to appeal to teenagers for 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓼.
“Hey, creepy - why you at the kegger?”
“I - like you - seek human relationships. Purely appropriate and wholesome ones - I assure you.”
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Would teenagers even say “kegger”? I’ve gotten so old - I have no idea what teenage kids say.
No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man
“if I can convince everyone these dumb glasses are cool my database will have so many videos of people going to the bathroom and that’s pretty cool”
“They ‘trust me’. Dumb fucks.”
Mein Führer - I can VR!
Donkeyhotep Doughflamengo
These glasses are my flesh. I cannot remove them.
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
– Lt. Col Zuckerberg
I am a normal
personhuman and I want to be your friend. It won’t hurt. I promise.-–
Edit
What was I thinking?
Willy Wonka after explaining that soylent and green is made from Oompa Loompa remains, 2012 colorized
Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
I’m totally respectful of your privacy.
A human being
