I could not escape the fire, I was too busy reading Latin.
The safety inspector would like a word with whoever thought this was a good idea.
I think I was prescribed that once
What are the side effects? Does it burn when you shit? 🤔
Only on the way in.
🔥💩
It burns when you can’t find the fire exit and you burn to death.
I said that out loud and now all the furniture in the room is floating.
This door is giving me FEOR & ENXIETY
who you calling feo ?!
“IXNBILETY”, apparently.
That sounds like high elvish, that bastard!
It even starts like something that might be vaguely fire-related in a language I don’t speak (feo something something).
I read it as Firexi tonly. Thought it was Latin then maybe Gaelic. 20 seconds later…I am stupid
Can I get one of those covered in chocolate to go with my Covfefe?