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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

I am the boss!

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I am the boss!

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ever notice how all conservative “sitcoms” and I’m looking at Tim Allen for this, all revolve around “da boss” of a business or the patriarch of the family? You’ll never see a show from them from the pov of a working class stiff anymore.

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    boss-bar-depleted-1boss-bar-depleted-2boss-bar-depleted-3

    mystery-emote arm-Lowl-pissedarm-R you-died-1you-died-2

    mystery-emote mystery-emote mystery-emote mystery-emote catgirl-flop

    mystery-emotemystery-emoteDirt_Owl, Macabre Avian of Urine

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  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sorry, who are you?

    I’m The Boss.

    I thought he was The Boss.

    Why? Do we look alike?

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    can I get a raise? kitty-cri

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      MAYBE IF YOU TELL ME I’M PRETTY

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        You are so petty! catgirl-smug Pity pwease!

        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          4 months ago

          no

          • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            cri

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Fuck the bosses.

  • Cigarette_comedian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS! (Nor a penguin.)

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I AM A VAMPIRE SO STRONGK!

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    more like The Man

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