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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 5 个月前

A doctor and a deaf man

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A doctor and a deaf man

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Gollum@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 5 个月前
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  • 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎@h4x0r.host
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away

    • Lembot_0001@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

    • Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world
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      An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      that or insurance companies

    • 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎@h4x0r.host
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      Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    what ?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He’s deaf

      • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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        what ?

        • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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          HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!

          • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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            🙌👏👊🫰🤌👈🫵

            • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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              “Hey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”

              • cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub
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                👌👍🙏

              • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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                Depends. Is his name Luigi?

  • Franklin@lemmy.ca
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    this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.

    please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine’s Day… unless they’re into that.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      https://www.pinterest.com/pin/623256035903028669/

      It’s more likely than you think

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    I’ve had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.

    Thanks you for your work

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    I don’t get it. Who doesn’t want a gift of an apple or a rose?

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      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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        Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify

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    ha

  • teslasaur@lemmy.world
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    Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.

    • Gollum@feddit.orgOP
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      I luled

      • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        Well, you’re wrong.

        • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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          I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.

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    So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. 💕

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    What’s the deaf man’s profession?

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      He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He’s a deaf leopard.

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      You don’t get it. The other guy name is Doctor.

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        Who?

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