This is even more distressing than the original.
Rapey Jar Jar is not something I expected to see today, that’s for sure.
Why is the shot with a literal Giger penis monster somehow less threatening?
Is it the smile?
Jar-Jar: Tink about it. Shesa out da middle of nowhere wit one bombad Gungan shesa barely knows. Shesa look around her, what does shesa see? Nah-ting but open space. “Ooooooh no, dere’s nowhere for mesa to run, what mesa gonna do, say no?”
Anakin: Okay…that seems really dark though.
Jar-Jar: No, no, dis not dark. Yousa misunderstanding me, Ani!
Anakin: I think I am.
Jar-Jar: Yes, yousa are. Cuz if da girl said no, den da answer obviously is no. Da thing is dat shesa not gonna say no, shesa never say no…because of the implication.
EDIT: Genius has struck me 7 hours later.
Fucks sake OP, mark it NSFSW.
Not Safe For Sex Work?
Was going more PG with Not Safe for Star Wars…but it prob could go a different route.
Wessa can smell a baby-bongo growing inside yousa 🐣
Oh man, that really creeps me out. I genuinely shuddered, twice.
Now THIS is podracing
I’m sorry OP but I have a policy to always downvote jarjar, please don’t take it personal.
That’s no way to treat the True Lord of the Sith
We all know that Darth Jar Jar was the originally intended villain, we were robbed of that greatness.
Let’s see how many down votes I get for this honesty:
I can’t fucking stand Star Wars. The fans are intolerable and the movies are bland and boring. Even with all that, jar jar still the worst part.
So weird to me that everybody hates these big ugly corporations until they write the story that they like and then people love them again.
Fuck Disney
Fuck Disney
I don’t think any Star Wars fan over the age of 25 disagrees with this statement tbh.
Pre disney star wars was good. A lot of us grew up with it. Yea the movies have their flaws, like most movies, but the expanded stuff was really cool. I loved anything star wars as a child, be it comics, books, lego, games etc…
It holds a lot of fond memories is my point :)
So my point is: please excuse the obligatory downvote, its on principle ;)
excused
“Yousa cream”
Fun science time fuck your fun meme time!
They actually recently completed an experiment that proves that sound can travel through space (kinda, it’s still pretty recent and a hacky solution but)
This looks like one of those “cropped porn image memes” lol
They’re called pornomemes, now spread that!
Fuck yeah
