The long awaited sequel to “I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again”
Again???
…Again.
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Personally, I prefer the boiling method. You boil your scrotums until they become nice and pliable, then stretch them across a line to dry. Make sure you keep a nice tension throughout the process without tearing the skin!
That’s certainly one way to get a tan going
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Might wanna change the CW to genital harm, gendering it like that is … not even low-key transphobic, that’s just awful and i don’t wanna see that kind of crap on here.
Ah good point, I’m running on fumes so the words escaped me at the time. Please forgive me.
It’s ok, thanks for changing the title!
Thanks for calling this stuff out, it bothered me too yet I failed to speak out.
right, that was a bit shocking to me tbh
I prefer the iron you can get a better seam
Mine has a permanent seam no matter how much I try to iron it out :(
I just tried it, it's real
The search is real, too
I just like to staple mine to my legs when I sleep to stretch them out overnight. Really does the job you know?
Are you trying to turn into a human flying squirrel.
This also works for ironing out the wrinkles in your brain
i do this with my brain every once in a while, works wonders
Hey, now, the AI only said you can try. It never said you should.
Ahh a fellow Michael burns enthusiast presumably
When I’m feeling lazy, I splash a little water on them and toss em in the dryer for a minute
I work for Google. I can tell you it only gives you this answer if you’re white. There’s a if statement.
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Fair warning you lose your tanuki powers if you do this
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