Lemmy.one
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

lemmy.world

message-square
37
fedilink
335

Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

lemmy.world

merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
message-square
37
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    50
    ·
    8 个月前

    men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?

    • einlander@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      8 个月前

      It’s a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what’s in your mouth before you swallow.

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        8 个月前

        omg 🥵

      • Akasazh@feddit.nl
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        8 个月前

        After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess

      • puppycat (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        8 个月前

        and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 个月前

      No, just daft.

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      8 个月前

      Glorious

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 个月前

      No homo. 2% is the limit!

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        8 个月前

        can’t wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats

  • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    8 个月前

    Just strawdoggin’ it.

  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    8 个月前

    Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

    • talkstothecat@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      8 个月前

      From the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!

  • bcgm3@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    8 个月前

    30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party

    Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      8 个月前

      I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

      • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        8 个月前

        What a terrible day to be literate.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    8 个月前

    Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.

  • Mickey7@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    8 个月前

    While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    8 个月前

    unsubscribe

  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    8 个月前

    I love sucking white liquids out of wieners

    • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      8 个月前

      Username checks out.

  • ccunning@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    8 个月前

    Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

    • kubica@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 个月前

      deleted by creator

    • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 个月前

      you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    8 个月前

    Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

    • MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 个月前

      It’s one of them.

    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      8 个月前

      I thought it was Ukrainian?

      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        8 个月前

        Wiki says Cyprus.

        • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          8 个月前

          ah right, it’s Troom Troom that’s based on Ukraine

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 个月前

      Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

  • affiliate@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 个月前

    not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    8 个月前

    Ok, ok, I’m fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

  • ZeroTwo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    8 个月前

    It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out… Idiot.

    • BootyBuccaneer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      8 个月前

      That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.

  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    8 个月前

    Perversion of nature

  • LifeLemons@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    8 个月前

    I would rather watch howtobasic’s life hacks

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 27 users / day
  • 27 users / week
  • 48 users / month
  • 19.2K users / 6 months
  • 200 local subscribers
  • 34.2K subscribers
  • 15.8K Posts
  • 338K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org