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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon gets a haircut

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Anon gets a haircut

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • jqubed@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Sounds like anon needs some help with social interaction. If mom can schedule the appointment, maybe mom can help anon pick a haircut in advance.

    • minibyte@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        No more hair gets in the way while anon is breastfeeding.

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Or say to the barber “Just make me look good”.

      • BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        Every barber I have said that to has asked me for specicifics.

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    At least it’s temporary. A couple of weeks at worst.

    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

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        Possible. But he’ll look normal enough not to cry. A high protein diet helps speed it up.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    Eh, I started balding <30. At least I don’t have to go to the hairdressers anymore.

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    This image anon used, it’s like
    power in misery

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