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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Before you leave the house

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Before you leave the house

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I unironically use this to remember anything extra beyond my wallet phone and keys

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  • Blackout@kbin.run
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    It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t you miss the simple pleasure of having to knock on some stranger’s door because you needed to use their phone?

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        Didn’t you have pay phones on every corner?

        • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          Only in cities

          • Aux@lemmy.world
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            The majority of the human population lives in urban areas. And in developed countries pretty much everyone lives in such areas.

            • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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              Cool

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    I do what I call “the Moron Macarena” just before I close the door. I pat each pocket and cross my arms patting the pockets again just to look extra stupid when I do it lol

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      Do it to the beat and now leaving the house becomes a (embarrassing) fun ritual!

  • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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    Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

    • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Do you have a history of leaving your balls at home?

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        I wish I could. Sometimes you just wish you didn’t have them

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          That’s why you need one of those detachable penises!

    • Brewchin@lemmy.world
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      Searched replies and was not disappointed. 😄

      Also: phone, earphones and mask these days.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    Phone left pocket on it’s own (to prevent scratches). Keys, wallet in right pocket.

    If I’m not feeling either of those masses or a key jingle then I know I’m missing something.

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      Are you left handed ?

      • Gork@lemm.ee
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        Nope, right.

        • Owl@mander.xyz
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          Then why put your phone into your left pocket ? To perform a half macarena of shame everytime you get a call ?

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            Just because one is right-hand dominant doesn’t mean one has to use that hand for everything.

            Personally, I do the same. Probably because I had a wallet and keys before I ever had a phone in my pockets, so its habit to put it in the unused one.

            • Persen@lemmy.world
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              I use my right hand for everything. I just can’t do anything remotely precise with my left hand. I can’t even write with it. The only activities I can do with my left hand are assisting my right hand (for example holding somerhing long).

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                *eyebrow rises *

                • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                  …Which one though?

            • Gork@lemm.ee
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              That’s the reason for me as well. Always had wallet and keys in my right pocket, then had to find a place to put my phone when they became a thing. So it ended up in the left pocket.

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            I’m right-handed and use my left hand to hold my phone. The right hand is for more important things.

          • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Keys always go in my right pocket, and I don’t want my phone to get scratched.

    • Eheran@lemmy.world
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      Same here.

    • tiredofsametab@kbin.run
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      Same except keys are clipped on a belt loop and I have a handkerchief with my wallet in my right front pocket (Japan is super humid so a lot of sweat-wiping happens). Also right-handed, but I hold my phone with my left and enter the passcode with my right hand (I don’t use the fingerprint scanner)

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    I’m pretty much opposite. I don’t even know why I carry this unknown mass around in my pockets. My keys are probably in there, otherwise the car wouldn’t start.

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    Bonus points if you go back within one minute to get what you forgot. :-)

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      The neighbors can watch me doing this every 2 days or so.

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        I’m glad that we can be a source of great amusement for them.

        Oh wait, no, I mean “you” - cause I totally never do that, never ever ever ever 😉.

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          And we, sorry i mean, i, am not alone.

          A colleague at work always makes a slow walk to the door, saying bye to everybody, talking a little and almost always a kind of joke marks his exit.

          Just to return a few minutes later and hurry through the office and disappear again without saying a word

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            It’s a bonus exercise, y-y-yeah that’s why we - I mean your friend - does it!

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    The ear buds. It’s always the ear buds.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    I dunno, that Sense That You’ve Forgotten Something pictured looks pretty clearly defined.

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    ADHD is a helluva drug

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    THE CANVAS BAGS!

    YOURE LEAVING THE CANVAS BAGS WERIGDSRFITBJRTEDIGNERT

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    I have ADHD and recently just quit nicotine. So for the past few months I run through my mental checklist including the vapes that are no longer part of my checklist because they were part of it for so long. then I have to consciously tell myself I don’t vape anymore and have to redo the list In my head without the vapes. I never feel like I have everything…

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    5D Hypercube: Don’t leave home without it

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      Jokes on you - it’s actually 9D compressed into a 7D space. :-D

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    Did you or did you not turn the stove off?

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