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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    New sin? That’s a pretty old one.

    • Ashyr@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I’m pretty sure shellfish is right out!

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        • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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          If I wasn’t already an atheist, this would’ve certainly made me one

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            It actually was a food safety thing, same with pork.

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    Stop being so shellfish.

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    In my office, we refer to hunching over in your chair as “shrimping” and my wife is the worst offender for this. It’s good to have proof that she’s acting against God with her strange posture.

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      That’s not what shrimping is 🥵

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        Why do I have a feeling I’ll find its true meaning on urban dictionary?

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    I’m gonna shrump so hard baby 😣

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    deleted by creator

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      That’s not even that bad by urban dictionary standards.

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      deleted by creator

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    I can’t wait to read about this in the new new testament

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      You already agreed to it in the EULA.

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    My bowels will atone for that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Red Lobster

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    Lu5t tryna sneak in hopin nobody notices

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    Bible 2.0 is off to a strange start, but I’m willing to hear them out.

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    It’s shrimpy time!

  • Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world
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    and white wine.

    • citrusface@lemmy.world
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      Bringo.

  • MacedWindow@lemmy.world
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    Why LU5T instead of LUST? Names arent unique on Overwatch

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      Maybe it’s blocked

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