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no_comment@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前

I need it to relax, it's medicinal. Where are you?

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I need it to relax, it's medicinal. Where are you?

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no_comment@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • TehBamski@lemmy.world
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    I’m just over here waiting for my palms to turn hairy.

    • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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      They say that happens, but I can’t see anything.

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        No need. It just feels like Chewbacca has entered your room.

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    It is widely believed that a man’s ability to ejaculate was originally a defensive tactic. Prehistoric man would aim it at the predator’s eyes and blind them with their “furiosity”. Thanks to a lack of sex education, modern males frequently lose control and self-blindings are on a rise.

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  • Ohnobro@lemmy.world
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    When she needs those just to see it 😢

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  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    How many people are obviously wankers?

    How many times have you seen glasses like this?

    You do the math …

    • Pirasp@lemmy.world
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      So you say it might be the other way around?

      • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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        It’s possible that the warnings against any such activities came from individuals with an ulterior motive…

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    This was me manually soldering 0402’s on my first KiCAD design.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Does going blind come before or after hairy palms? 🤔

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    Level ashtray

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    I must have a genetic mutation that protects me then, I still have perfect vision

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      Trial by fire. I like that. I hope you had a decent solder tip haha.

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        I’ve never received any complaints about my tip

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