Nice @nottheonion type material, here.

I mean, if we’re going to keep pretending that dancing around and slugging each other is a “sport,” then it makes sense to have children play it, right?

This is clearly the conservative version of child drag shows

I love that this article triggered someone hard enough for them to downvote it.

Stay mad, we’re all laughing at you.

How many 9 year-olds? I’ll bet I could take 5 at once.

Whats wrong with that. What you want them boxing after their married to their sisters? They have to grow up and take responsibilities for their kids at that age. They can’t be foolin around brawlin like that. Wouldn’t be responsible now would it.

Hm, how long till they promote a fight between two twins in a womb of a 16 year old girl after she got pregnant from her father and not able to get an abortion? Or do they care about the health of the unborn twins?

Gotta get the fights in now before the child labor laws get passed and we have to pay them! /s

Is this before or after the local pedo show child beauty pageant?

I’m not sure about this.