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Got_Bent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1年前

if you had to choose one

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if you had to choose one

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    If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

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      Only after telling you it’s the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

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    No contest. I love drinking piss!

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s sterile and I like the taste

    • Got_Bent@lemmy.worldOP
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      I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

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        I don’t know if I could beat Bear Grylls in a fight for a taste of piss.

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Three of the three if you’re brave enough.

  • moistclump@lemmy.world
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    Fuck, marry, kill. In that order.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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      fuck and marry, kill, kill

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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    What is the deal with the bear thing? I’ve apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

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      There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and asking why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

      Edit: wording

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      There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

      And when men say “what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death”, that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don’t understand the constant threat women are under.

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      It’s like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.

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    deleted by creator

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      We can do both at once. We have the technology

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    Or, staying on an FX kick…

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Number one.

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      Will Ryker comes obediently.

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    The lower Bear is more of a twink

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