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01010101011@reddthat.comM to Idiots of Marketplace@reddthat.com · 1 年前

Bring them to me

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Bring them to me

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  • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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    Tell them you’re outside right now. “oh wrong address, I’ll go tomorrow instead” Rinse and repeat.

    • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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      If it is close enough actually drop a package off. Letter in it that read:

      “Nope, I am not”.

      Then just block the person.

      • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works
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        Lol also very funny.

    • Pyro@programming.dev
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      Pulling the ol’ Amir Blumenfeld, I see.

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        I didn’t see the relevance of the video so I just stopped watching it.

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          At the end there’s a mediocre bit where they call some guy and make him go outside to see a “gift” but there isn’t actually one there.

          I’m glad CollegeHumor ditched the old talent and switched to the current Dropout formula and talent.

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    Someone rolled a 1 on their persuasion check

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      With a charisma of 6.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    This buyer needs more training at doing the Jedi mind trick.

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      I am a single mother

      • Dicska@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, imagine saying no to a double mother.

      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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        So how are the kids?

  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    I’d probably say something like “okay I’ll bring it to you what’s your address?” And tell them an hour later I dropped it off by their mailbox and make them think I gave it to the wrong address. Someone as entitled as this would have a meltdown

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    de-rhetoric de-dice-1 de-dice-2 RHETORIC: Easy - Failure

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    I couldn’t even begin to imagine a stranger speaking to someone like this

    What kind of fucking animal talks like that?!?

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    Is this like a trick to get the person to say yes then she can try to sue them or something because they agreed (even though they weren’t going to follow through)?

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    “Dropped it off, hope you like them!” “No you didn’t!” “Sure I did, it was right where you said you’d be. Labeled waste management and all”

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    I don’t have no one to give me a ride

    “I don’t have no one” is a double negative, which means that if this sentence had been spoken by an intelligent person, it means they do indeed have someone who could give them a ride.

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