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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1年前

Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On

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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On

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tree@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1年前
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ATLANTA—The faces of top executives falling as they gauged the public’s apathy, sources reported the Coca-Cola Company was incredibly hurt Tuesday that the nation was not going to try the new soda flavor they worked so hard on. “Seriously, you’re not even going to taste it?” said CEO James Quincey, who stood in front…

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  • ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world
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    “Spiced” Coke, fuck that noise.

    • magiccupcake@lemmy.world
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      God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.

      Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      I’d try it, but it’s double the price and half the size. I’m not paying 60 cents a can when I’m buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda

      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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        What have you done?

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Like, what are we talking here, melange?

    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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      I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I’ve always loved ginger beer and cola.

  • Laticauda@lemmy.ca
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    They’re gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you’ll only be disappointed when it’s gone forever the next day.

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    Took one for the team and tried it

    Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)

    0/10

    7/10 with rice

  • morphballganon@lemmy.world
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    Just don’t get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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      Where do you find those??? I’ve been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn’t want to make vanilla zero

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    Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.

  • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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    That is a headline word salad if I’ve ever seen one

    • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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      The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.

  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What’s With All The Capitalisation??

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      That’s how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.

      • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Book and movie titles, sure. Since when does it apply to headlines that are whole ass sentences? It makes it really hard to read but maybe that’s just me.

        • WamGams@lemmy.ca
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          Where you from, originally?

          • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Europe

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      I believe that’s called a “title”

      • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        it’s supposed to be a headline though, to me it’s very hard to read this way

  • FoolishFool [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they’ve had in a while lol

    Basically raspberry Coke

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