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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

And I’ve run out of pants

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And I’ve run out of pants

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nifty@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Same piss? That would mean…

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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      They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

      • Persen@lemmy.world
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        Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        Multitasking!

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        We don’t need AI images there’s already a stock photo of everything

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    I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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    Hey I like it.

  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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    SSDD

  • Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world
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    I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of “You know what I’m saying?” Or “Picking up what you’re putting down.”

    Now I like to say to people “Do you smell what I’m stepping in?”

    I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    !pissposting@lemmy.world

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