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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What the actual F**k???

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What the actual F**k???

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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
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    i think these two are working in the same company

    • SuzyQ@lemmy.world
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      Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s

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        Third-degree burns build character!

      • jcg@halubilo.social
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        This is just an old trick for building up your calluses

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          DIY custom gloves

    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
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      Stock photo “ecologist”

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        poor tree, i hope it is doing well…

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    Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

  • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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    You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

    • z3n0x@feddit.de
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      hackerman.jpg

    • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s how you know you’re about to enter the matrix

  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world
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    I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

    Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

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      Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges

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        Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.

    • gredo@lemmy.world
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      The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

    • waldyrious@lemm.ee
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      And with a file browser sidebar 🤦

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.

  • qisope@lemmy.world
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    and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

  • bestnerd@lemmy.world
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    Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

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    This remind me of the “Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me”

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    Screens hurt my eyes.

    • gridleaf@lemmy.ml
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      An e-Ink monitor would be pretty cool. Maybe some day they’ll be as fast as LCDs.

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    Twitter employee?

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    Damn, he is like Elon Musk my university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed out

    • Kale@lemmy.zip
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      Not sure why you crossed that out. Didn’t musk ask for paper copies of code?

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        Yes, yes he did

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    Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.

    But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.

    I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?

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    Me searching for a graphic design job…

    "1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

    1. You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
    2. You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
    3. Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."
    • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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      Any job listing that asks you to “cream social media posts” is a red flag

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        Onlyfans content reviewer

    • Domille@sh.itjust.works
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      this is why I quit graphic design. I was a freelancer for 14 years and finally got sick of it. Not only that, the pay is shit now too. Back in 2007 I got a job offer for $75/hr… granted that was in NYC… but now, you’ll be lucky if you find anything for $30/hr, NYC or not.

  • I use NixOS btw @lemmy.world
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    Average front end dev

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    Wait is this not how everyone reviews code?

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      Gotta write it up on a whiteboard so it’s easier to edit

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        Thanks for the tip! I’ll suggest this up with my scrum master in our next half day daily meeting.

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    When you like computer science but also hate trees.

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