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Cariocecus@lemmy.worldM to Found Satan@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Got no kids?

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Got no kids?

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Cariocecus@lemmy.worldM to Found Satan@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Simple Jack@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    This is horribly inappropriate and could traumatize someone. I might try this.

  • AZWXMan@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Babysitter: Briefly saw the girl on the staircase. A little shy but seemed nice.

    • Orphie Baby@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Is that a reference, or is it original? ^^

      • AZWXMan@lemmy.world
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        No specific reference.

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    You talk like I could afford a house in this economy, let alone two stories.

    • Orphie Baby@lemmy.world
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      And a babysitter. ^^

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    You would also need… a childs room with furniture, baby pictures, baby clothes and so on.

    This is a possble prank to pull off but you need to place clues that indicates you have a child.

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      Or just do it while your actual kid is staying with your parents

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    Chaotic evil

  • Zirconium@lemmy.world
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    Gotta have a room that looks like a kid’s room though

    • Orphie Baby@lemmy.world
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      Many adults in 2023 got that covered. In plushies, no less. ^^

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      must not be disturbed

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    deleted by creator

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