epic grandpa 100. i bet he can recognise her and everything.
If Biden busted a nut it’d fucking kill him.
In a loud, confident voice “Do you like it? I know you like it 'Cause—”
Yelling “Joe, honey? I can barely hear you. I’m in the other room.”
In a loud angry voice “Never mind! Never mind!”
Yelling but trying to be warm “I can come over there and—”
In a louder an angrier voice "No! No! No! Never mind! Never mind!" and he starts putting his pants back on.
In a quiet voice to herself “Oh, he did it again.” She tries to cheer herself up “At least it wasn’t in front of the press.”
My man hasn’t dropped glue since the turn of the century.
god damn
for the daily mail and god damn 
for existing and god damn again for existing. jesus fuckThat’s in the bible.
VERY risqué (sex mentioned)
I’m mad at Jake Tapper for saying the S-WORD on live tv while my children (Aburey and Aidan) where in the room.
Unfortunately he’s flawlessly fooling every dumbshit lib in the country.
It helps they want to be fooled.
The sad thing is he’s not, but what the fuck do you do in this country when your choice is two crap flavored sandwiches?
Lol the fact that “good sex helps marriage” is seen as a joke by these people shows that he is in fact not fucking
You couldn’t uh um you could-'vea a made me cum now what do you excuse me, you, you, what do you think?
“I sure do love to conspicuously shuffles through note cards bust fat nuts folks.”
Uh oh, I shouldn’t have done that
:grandpa-Simpson: I had seeeeexxxxxx
that’s MY PRESIDENT’S o face
Joe is just a handsy horn dog with dementia. Real Presidential Material.
isn’t severe erectile dysfunction like, pretty much guaranteed at that age?
Viagra is a thing. If you didn’t know 80 year old can fuck you’ve never been to a nursing home.
Judging by his son and his brother he probably quite hung.
With his luck, he might be the only one who isn’t
Of course
would also care deeply about the sexual proclivites of almost literal ghouls. 
Just a quick
